Post by josh on Dec 22, 2005 10:44:46 GMT -5
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !